User blog comment:Jurassic Park Treasury/Weird Dreams/@comment-3213993-20110203052120

Last night I had a wickedly awesome dream. I was on an unknown island in the Pacific and I had a survival kit. Suddenly, a a creature was attacking me. It looked like a Gorgonopsid with Crocodillian scutes and a longer tail. I killed it with a sharp wooden pole, but another one was behind me. I ran into a strange machine that teleported me into a cave on the other side of the island. The creature got through the machine but I hid inside a small den. Inside however there was a giant worm creature with no eyes and a probiscus with teeth. It somehow penertrated my back and was sucking blood, and although I managed to kill it, the Gorgonops creature thingy broke into the den. As I ran out a huge disgusting, slimy creature about 31 feet long. It had a slimy texture, 3 eyes, a huge, sharp set of jaws with tiny, but extremely sharp teeth about a few millimeters, gross transperent slime instead of skin and it stunk of a combination of pee, rotten eggs and burning plastic. It was also hideous beyond words. I ran but it followed me despite having no limbs. As it sild down the mountain I was running off, the hideous beast dissapeared. I still ran, but it reappeared RIGHT BEHIND ME! Unexpectedly, another worm creature appeared out of the rock and grabbed the slimy monsters tail. That distracted it. However, I fell off a cliff into a cruise ship and I woke up.

Pretty Awesome eh?