Thread:ScaryMovie53/@comment-4864110-20190228172819/@comment-31330278-20190228183547

1. The fanfic sounds lovely :-). Send me a link when you feel like it. Just one question before reading it: Will one of our beloved canon characters die in your fanfic? Not Blue, because if she died when I-Rex hit her, everyone else would've been doomed.

2. Good ranking. Part 3 is indeed the worst. I mean, they erased every good part they could. I'm not sure about my own full rank, but i do know part 3 is at the buttom. Now, here's my top JP child ranking. Tell me what you think:

First: Maisie. She was resourceful enough to escape her locked room with just cloths hanger, guided Owen to escape through the roof, overthrew Mills and played a realistic part in showing us the differences between Hammond and Lockwood. Getting her back from the dead was very unique. Her "mother" (the original Maisie) must be very proud.

Second: '''Eric. '''He survived 8 weeks on Isla Sorna, on his own, during Spino-Rex's reign of terror. Most of the kids weren't as resourceful. He's clearly the brainy one in his family and downplayed Grant's character decay. However, he was part of a mal-written movie. I dont know if it's because Maisie had better characters to work with, or because she was more interesting, but Eric just didnt improved the characters and perspective the way Maisie did. Great kid overall. Just not as Maisie.

Third: Kelly. She's the most underrated kid in my list. People are annoyed by how she killed a raptor with her bare legs. Some say it's silly. I dont think so. I think it was awesome. Not every human, let alone a child, can claim he/she killed a raptor with their bare hands. And more importantly, she changed Malcolm from "i told you so!" guy to a responsible and determined person. You can say she's part of why Malcolm is one of the best JP characters ever (he's my personal 2nd place of favorite characters chart). Losing points mainly because she was more badass in the novel than she was in the film. Not a shame, consider all she did in the novel (nailing a raptor with a poison dart right between the eyes while riding on motorcycle, getting her group out by concentrate at the right thing and so on), but still.

Fourth: '''Gray. '''Intelligent kid, maybe on the spectrum, who really get you caught up with his enthusiasm. Releasing Rexy was his idea. You gotta give credit to a kid who come up with a great sentence like "we need more teeth", with every layer of meaning it have. For his insult, he was a crybaby. I have divorce parents. I met people with divorce parents. He have no right to wine about it. Bright and observant kid, but losing points for being an emotional wreck.

Fifth: '''Baby-Rex. '''Motivated much of JP2 plot and eventually killed Ludlow. Like the other kids, he went through serious improvement and became badass. Losing points mainly because

Sixth: '''Lex. '''She fixed Nedry's damage just in time and was quite sane and composed for a girl in her situation. Along with her brother, Lex forced Grant into motherhood and showed his best qualities. Too bad it didnt last...

Seventh: '''Tim. '''Probably the most overrated kid in the franchise. He's nice, emotionally stable and funny, but is just doesnt as awesome as some make him sounds like. His best asset compare to the other kids is the nostalgia goggles. These goggles are heavy and cost a heavy price for one's ability to objectively judge the franchise, so it would be best to put it back.

Eighth: Zach. The writters wrote him that way. Just the only JP kid who doesnt fit the requirements. I'll give him reluctant points for proving himself as a decent brother in the end. It makes symbolizm in context, because Zach and Gray's brotherhood is a middle finger to I-Rex and her eating her sibling.