User blog comment:John Alfred Hammond, CEO/Jurassic World: The new Jurassic Park IV/@comment-7690264-20130911162421/@comment-3213993-20130912113250

The title has the same initials as John Williams, and Jehovah's Witnesses. So I think that the movie will be about John Williams going to the new park and convincing all Jurassic period dinosaurs (Stegosaurus, Dilophosaurus, Brachiosaurus, etc) to become Jehovah's Witnesses. Also, it will be a musical.

I'm not being serious, BTW.