Cooper (Mercenary)

Cooper is a half man, half dinosaur aids machine. Jurassic Park III.

Jurassic Park III
Cooper got aids by licking brett terb mcconnells balls.... DAMN nature U scarry that little cooper thing got ate. 69. this is the longest 69 ive ever done. never gonna give u up never gonna let u donwn. anybody anybody, bueller bueller. hey dont talk so tough cause when u were young sucking you thumb ur brother was sucking dick. hey if my brother was here u wouldnt say stuff like that. bbut hes not here and u no y... y cause hes a chicken shit fucking pussy ass hole. lets take him for some pork chops. ...... wally wants ur dick. BIG MANNNNNN..

Source of Aids
Once upon a time, in 1901 a russian prostitute got lost in the great city of New York. At the age of 8 and a half she was impregnated by a gook that goes by the name of the big or even the great ragoo. Their first child was a mentally impared dinosaur who went by the name the tiny regoo. The tiny ragoo impregnated his mom at thhe age of 2. After the baby girl was born and grew up she had a sex change and along came kirby. Kirby was a male hooker untill the age of 17 when he got a job at McDonalds warehouse. The came along Dr. Alan Grant.

One stormy day at the ghetto doctors office in westchester pa, Dr Alan Grant and Kirby were informed they had the really bad kind of aids(a.k.a. the brett mcconell aids)

Oh wait, did we mention Nick Jannace was the dinosaur that ate Alon has aids?

Then Kirby got ate... now hes dead.... thanks for asking u ungreatful piece of shit fucking cock meat samwich