Thread:MarkJira/@comment-28675190-20160926134135/@comment-28675190-20160928211238

Good video! I have a suggestion for all! Lets tell funny stories! I got one right now

It was a quite night, gosh I can't spell, continuing on there was a guy named Malan who that he was alan. He believed that T.rex could not see you if you stayed still. He went into a cave and saw a big fluffy T.rex typing on a computer. he thought something was wrong and stayed still. THe T.rex turned and ate him. I burped.

Story 2

The dragonborn was crossing the bridge. When the boat man said "I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an over used meme to the knee." He said. The dragonborn said"HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MEMES? ARE YOU ARE REAL PERSON"? the boatman replied "I have no clue what memes are" he dabbed" and of course im real. What you think this is some game?" "yah said the dragon born who had arnold schwazenagers voice"the game is called skyrim."

"No" said the boatman. "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!" HE screamed as he turned into leonidas and kicked the dragon born into a well before nyan cat abducted him in a UFO. But he did not make it far as the new god harambe shot them out of the air.