i'm only being specific because lystro, quetz and the pterosaurs, dimetro, and mosa aren't dinosaurs
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Brachiosaurus
Dilophosaurus
Gallimimus
Parasaurolophus
Triceratops
Velociraptor
Tyrannosaurus
Compsognathus
Edmontosaurus
Mamenchisaurus
Pachycephalosaurus
Pteranodon
Stegosaurus
Ankylosaurus
Ceratosaurus
Corythosaurus
Spinosaurus
Apatosaurus
Dimorphodon
Indominus rex
Mosasaurus
Kentrosaurus
Monolophosaurus
Nothosaurus
Ouranosaurus
Parasaurolophus lux
Scorpios rex
Spinoceratops
Smilodon
Tarbosaurus
Allosaurus
Baryonyx
Carnotaurus
Indoraptor
Peloroplites
Sinoceratops
Stygimoloch
Teratophoneus
Natsuceratops
Becklespinax
Leucistic Baryonyx
Majungasaurus
Pachyrhinosaurus
Suchomimus
Atrociraptor
Dimetrodon
Dreadnoughtus
Giganotosaurus
Iguanodon
Microceratus
Moros
Oviraptor
Pyroraptor
Quetzalcoatlus
Therizinosaurus
Anurognathus
Aquilops
Lystrosaurus
Distortus rex
Dunkleosteus
Mutadon
Titanosaurus
"Listen up, degenerates!" A voice calls from the artificial sky of the arena, attracting all the contestants' attention. "I am Quandavisano Leschwab the French, but you can call me Joe the Mutadon. You all have been brought here for the sole purpose of killing everyone else. I'm looking at you, 87." The Spinosaurus blinks. "Why me? It's rude to stare." "You kill people." "True..." "ANYWAYS, yeah, go fight each other. Try not to make it TOO gay, though."
With a gunshot and a lot of confusion, the Absolute Cinema: Extinct Film Animal SWB has begun!
Therizinosaurus, upon discovering a glitch in the Matrix, proceeds to vanish from the arena.
Brachiosaurus gets smoked by Parasaurolophus lux wielding a glockenspiel.
Suchomimus gets his revenge and murders Majungasaurus by smacking him very hard with a flip-flop.
Distortus rex fills Ankylosaurus with helium and watches him float away into the sky.
Dilophosaurus challenges Iguanodon to a boxing match. An object in flight's terminal velocity has never been exceeded so quickly before. Let's just say Iguanodon had enough of this.
Carnotaurus ambushes Natsuceratops, pushes him into a fryer, and enjoys a nice bucket of dino nuggies. Made of his victim.
Monolophosaurus makes the same mistake Dilophosaurus did with Iguanodon.
Iguanodon: Enough is enough! I have had it with this [spinwheel battle]!
The ORIGINAL Parasaurolophus: Good, my ornithischian comrade. Rise and curbstomp all in your way!
Iguanodon: No way it's the original
Parasaurolophus!
The ORIGINAL Parasaurolophus: Damn straight. If you disappoint me, I will bring you back to life just to kill you myself!
Iguanodon: Fair.
Compsognathus is only here to be Moros fodder, and you know it. So is Anurognathus.
Dimetrodon: I am going to punch your face!
Quetzalcoatlus: But it's opposite day.
Dimetrodon: Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Dimetrodon punches himself in the face so hard that his upper body is obliterated. Quetzalcoatlus freezes in shock, and is suddenly super thankful that he lied about opposite day.
Velociraptor tries ambushing Peloroplites, who just turns around and smacks her very hard.
Pachycephalosaurus and Stygimoloch charge each other, but Stygimoloch equips his Protection IV netherite helmet at the last second, causing Pachycephalosaurus to smash his skull open and die.
Indominus: I feel odd.
Indoraptor: What do you mean?
Indominus: A game like this...an arena like this...it feels so familiar.
Scorpios rex: Please tell me you're kidding. No one actually reads the spinwheel battles on Fandom anyways.
Indominus: I'm just getting a feeling. It's probably nothing.
Scorpios rex: 'attagirl. Let's go get churros.
Indoraptor: I heard Carnotaurus has a bucket of dino nuggies!