Joe the Mutadon: *Zarbon moan (it's a DevilArtemis joke)*
You, the viewer: Bro...
Joe the Mutadon: Watching violence gives me a warm and fuzzy feeling inside...
You, the viewer: That's the mold we put in your sandwich.
Joe the Mutadon: My favorite!
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Gallimimus
Triceratops
Tyrannosaurus
Ceratosaurus
Corythosaurus
Spinosaurus
Indominus rex
Nothosaurus
Ouranosaurus
Parasaurolophus lux
Scorpios rex
Smilodon
Tarbosaurus
Allosaurus
Baryonyx
Carnotaurus
Indoraptor
Sinoceratops
Stygimoloch
Teratophoneus
Becklespinax
Leucistic Baryonyx
Pachyrhinosaurus
Suchomimus
Atrociraptor
Dreadnoughtus
Giganotosaurus
Iguanodon
Moros
Pyroraptor
Quetzalcoatlus
Distortus rex
Dunkleosteus
Mutadon
Titanosaurus
Teratophoneus uses Parasaurolophus lux as an archery target for his Arrows of Withering.
Unfortunately for Smilodon, the Spinosaurus' chariot cannot be stopped.
Baryonyx can't handle the Ouranosaurus style.
Dreadnoughtus rears up in an attempt to crush Titanosaurus, but topples over out of shock when Titano can do the same thing.
Pyroraptor turns Moros into rotisserie and eats her.
Teratophoneus eats karma when Becklespinax hurls the Empire State Building at bro.
Iguanodon: I've had enough of-
Ceratosaurus: Waluigi Simulator.
Iguanodon: . . .
Ceratosaurus: . . . this silence is-
Before the theropod can finish his sentence, Iguanodon swings his right arm into Ceratosaurus, spearing him. After pivoting, Iguanodon yeets that mf out of the cave and off of a cliff.
Iguanodon: I hate Waluigi Simulator.
Ceratosaurus (somehow): If Waluigi Simulator is cringe, may God strike me down where I stand!
A few moments pass. Iguanodon, the atheist, facepalms, pulls out a missile launcher, and blows Ceratosaurus up.
Iguanodon: I absolutely HATE Waluigi Simulator!
The ORIGINAL Parasaurolophus: Well, you haven't played it yet.
Iguanodon: Hmm.
As he pulls out a DS, the ORIGINAL Parasaurolophus smacks it out of his hands.
The ORIGINAL Parasaurolophus: Bro, you're on a battlefield! Now is not the time!
Iguanodon: *sigh* Fine.
Dunkleosteus finally beats stage 4 cancer, but then..."Hey, I heard you're pretty strong!" The placoderm has been reported missing, and has not been found.
Tyrannosaurus bursts out of the undergrowth, scoring a direct hit on Triceratops' flank. The two begin circling, and engage in fierce, primal conflict that ends with Tyrannosaurus pinning down the ceratopsian and crushing his windpipe with her jaws.
Carnotaurus tries ambushing Sinoceratops, but the ceratopsian has Spotify Premium, causing Carnotaurus to get thrown into space instead.
Scorpios rex, upon discovering a glitch in the Matrix, proceeds to disappear from the arena.
Indoraptor: Who- wha- how- HUH!?
Indominus: So the universe IS a simulation!
Indoraptor: That, or this arena needs better walls.
Indominus: True...
Indoraptor: But at this point, I wouldn't be surprised if the universe IS a simulation.
Giganotosaurus picks up Sinoceratops and hurls him at Stygimoloch. The smaller one dies, and the bigger one falls into a lava flow and dies.
Just as Nothosaurus finally becomes relevant and leaps out of the undergrowth at Gallimimus, Beckespinax appears and steals his prey, before running away and giggling.
Nothosaurus: Aw man. Now I'm going to have to go on a villain arc, kill some Tyrants, discover the dark truth about myself, and illegally wed Joe the Mutadon, who is a Tyrant.
Unnamed Cretaceous bird: Real people know that birds are superior. I'm from Alaska.
Nothosaurus: okay, but why is that important?
Unnamed Cretaceous bird: I am going to outlive you, this arena, and the Tyrants themselves. The moon is fake. Birds are forever.
Nothosaurus: Okay, Narcissus.
Unnamed Cretaceous bird: I actually like that name.
Nothosaurus: it was used as an insult
Narcissus: I love Greek literature, but not as much as Calvin and Hobbes.
Cyn: I am going to persecute the masses :3
Nothosaurus: What the hell are you doing here?
Cyn: I'm not.
Cyn proceeds to disappear. Narcissus caws mockingly.
Narcissus: Bye, chump!
Nothosaurus: I hope you're not a recurring character.
Leucistic Baryonyx, after being caught for going 100 mph while DUI, takes the easy way out, eating friendliness pellets and destroying his SOUL.